Amour trois
J’ai les boules par Olivier Simsek
» Il a mang ?
Tu pourrais m’embrasser, au moins.
Excuse-moi, mon chri, mais avec ce qui s’est pass ce matin, je suis compltement chamboul. Est-ce qu’il a mang ?
Oui oui. Il a mang.
Il tait comment aujourd’hui ?
En pleine forme, comme d’habitude.
Quand je suis parti ce matin, il faisait la gueule, il ne m’a mme pas regard, je m’inquite. J’ai vraiment l’impression qu’il m’en veut.
Mais non. Pourquoi tu dis a ? Tu sais bien qu’il t’aime comme un fou.
J’y suis all un peu fort. J’tais la bourre. Je ne lui ai mme pas parl. J’aurais d ou moins le cajoler cinq minutes. Je ne sais pas comment me faire pardonner. Tu lui as parl, au moins ?
Bien sr. Mais depuis qu’on est rentr, il fait a gueule. Va le voir, il dort.
Je prfre attendre. Tu sais comment il est. Si jamais il se rveille et qu’il est de mauvais poil, il va me hurler dessus. Il en a que pour toi.
Arrte ta jalousie la con.
Il y a des moments o je me demande qui tu prfres.
Et il y a des jours ou t’es vraiment con. Tant qu’il dort on est tranquille. Tu ne trouves pas qu’il est super beau en ce moment ?
Au bord du canal cet aprs-midi, il tait magni-fique. Tu as vu comme il s’est muscl ?
On a eu un succs d’enfer.
C’est vrai qu’il est beau. Sur la plage du Cap d’Agde, c’tait lui le plus sexy et de loin. Et comme il nageait bien. Tout le monde nous enviait.
Tu vois, ne sois pas injuste. On a quand mme de bons moments. Il est ado-rable quand on fait attention lui. Si je passais une journe sans te parler, toi aussi tu ferais la gueule.
T’es vraiment une salope. Vous passez l’aprs-midi draguer et moi je me fais chier faire des sourires la BNP. Parfois je me demande si notre couple aurait tenu sans lui. C’est a qui m’inquite.
Do not be unjust. Think of all happiness that it has given us for three years, with calins that it makes us when one is with the bed all the three. It is so soft. You remember the day when one met it? Only, lost, without defense. I acknowledge that cracked it immediately. I think of him all the day. Without counting what it costs me. You are petty. It obsesses me, it returns to me insane. It tyrannizes me. Me I bump and you, you remainders with him all the day. I am sure that you tell him evil of me. It is for that that he does not like me any more. You make chier. Will see it. It is your dog after all.
Do love with three
J’ have the balls by Olivier Simsek
» It ate? You could embrace me, at least. Excuse me, my darling, but with what occurred this morning, I am completely chamboul. Did it eat? Yes yes. It ate. It was how today? In full form, as usual. When I left this morning, it made the mouth, it did not even look at me, I worry. I have really the impression that he wants me.
But not. Why you say that? You know well that he loves you like insane. I went there a little extremely. I was with flock. I did not even speak to him. I would have had or less the cajoler five minutes. I do not know how to be made forgive. You spoke to him, at least? Of course. But since one returned, it makes has mouth. Will see it, it sleeps. I prefer to wait. You know how it is. If ever it awakes and that it is bad hair, it will howl me above. It has some that for you. Stop your jealousy with the idiot.
Moments ago when I wonder who you prefer. And days ago or be to you really idiot. As long as it sleeps one is quiet. You do not find that it is super beautiful in this moment? At the edge of the channel this afternoon, it was splendid. You saw as it is muscular? There were a success of hell. It is true that it is beautiful. On the range of the Cape of Agde, it was him sexiest and by far. And as it swam well. Everyone envied us. You see, are not unjust. There are nevertheless good moments. It is adorable when one pays attention to him. If I spent one day without speaking you, you also you would make the mouth. Be to you really salope. You spend the afternoon to be picked up and me I am made chier to make smiles at BNP. Sometimes I wonder whether our couple would have held without him. It is that which worries me.
Do not be unjust. Think of all happiness that it has given us for three years, with calins that it makes us when one is with the bed all the three. It is so soft. You remember the day when one met it? Only, lost, without defense. I acknowledge that cracked it immediately. I think of him all the day. Without counting what it costs me. You are petty. It obsesses me, it returns to me insane. It tyrannizes me. Me I bump and you, you remainders with him all the day. I am sure that you tell him evil of me. It is for that that he does not like me any more. You make chier. Will see it. It is your dog after all.
